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Tommy Habeeb's
10 Ways to Sidestep a Scandal
In honor of his recent appearance on the new E! Entertainment Television hit 10 Ways to Sidestep a Scandal on February 8, 2006 at 10PM EST, Tommy has compiled his own list of ways to avoid, recover from, survive, and just plain sidestep any scandal.
1) Blame your anti-depressants.
2) Go on Oprah. Cry. Do NOT jump up on the furniture.
3) Cite "exhaustion," then secretly attend rehab clinic.
4) Refuse to take part in the "Blame Game." Then blame someone else.
5) Four words: "Movie. Of. The. Week."
6) Blame your addiction. ANY addiction.
7) Claim your accusers are "not supporting our troops."
8) Claim the "liberal media's gay agenda" is unfairly targeting you.
9) Say you were doing research for a book/movie... really!
10) Do something else even more scandalous.
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